Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first

name:

a= poopsie

b= lumpy

c= buttercup

d= gidget

e= crusty

f= greasy

g= fluffy

h= cheeseball

i= chim-chim

j= stinky

k= flunky

l= booger

m= pinky

n= zippy

o= goober

p= doofus

q= slimy

r= loopy

s= snotty

t= tulefel

u= dorkey

v= squeezit

w= oprah

x= skipper

y= dinky

z= zsa-zsa.

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half

your new last name:

a= diaper

b= toilet

c= giggle

d= burger

e= girdle

f= barf

g= lizard

h= waffle

i= cootie

j= monkey

k= potty

l= liver

m= banana

n= rhino

o= bubble

p= hamster

q= toad

r= gizzard

s= pizza

t= gerbil

u= chicken

v= pickle

w= chuckle

x= tofu

y= gorilla

z= stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half

of your new last name:

a= head

b= mouth

c= face

d= nose

e= tush

f= breath

g= pants

h= shorts

i= lips

j= honker

k= butt

l= brain

m= tushie

n= chunks

o= hiney

p= biscuits

q= toes

r= buns

s= fanny

t= sniffer

u= sprinkles

v= kisser

w= squirt

x= humperdinck

y= brains

z= juice

Example: George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts and Bill

Clinton's new name is Booger Liverchunks.

Post your new name here! My new name is: Poopsie Diaper-Kisser

last five
take that turn a little sharper next time - Monday, Nov. 21, 2005
the truth - Sunday, Oct. 23, 2005
the floodgates are open - Tuesday, Oct. 18, 2005
what a mess - Saturday, Oct. 15, 2005
shitty beginnings - Saturday, Sept. 17, 2005